Since having a baby, I have learned that small plastic toys hide well under couches and radiators. On occasion, they have made an appearance in my fridge's crisper. Cute and colourful, said toys are particularly painful to step on barefoot. I have learned that, if they come in a set, inevitably, one piece will be lost within 3.57 seconds of the toy being opened. More importantly, small plastic toys have taught me that my house was really clean and tidy before we had a child.
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